The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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