Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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