school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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