Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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