and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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