He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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