The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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