My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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