I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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