Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
whose parrot is this?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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