Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
don't judge my taste in strippers
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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