I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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