i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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