Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize