This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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