no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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