random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I deserve to be covered in dicks
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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