Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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