need another drink. this is the easiest way
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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