No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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