He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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