that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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