Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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