she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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