their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
one might say we're banned from that church
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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