I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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