I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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