He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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