Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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