gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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