i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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