The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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