theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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