I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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