Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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