Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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