the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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