Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My vagina just clenched in fear
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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