i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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