There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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