alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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