I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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