I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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