Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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