But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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