Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm bleeding and have questions
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
false alarm, still single
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