I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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