'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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