Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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