If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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